Boobzies are, and I quote, “voluptuous insulated beverage coolers” endowed with large, polyurethane-gel-filled breasts sporting a “life-like” feel.”
Too bad they didn’t use bags of sand - is all I have to say.
Next time you’re looking for something to keep your beer cold, cop a feel with a boobzie and get your daily dose of action and a brew to boot.
Drink beer, fondle, and be merry.
