You Know You’re 27 When…

So I’ve been 27 for a few weeks now and thought in honor of my fare birthday month, I’d throw together a little listcicle for the occasion. Now I know not all of these will apply to everyone… but surely a few will resonate. #Turn27forWhat #ForeverYoung #27isthenew25

- You have to drink 2 liters of water daily just to feel normal.

- Fast food hangovers are real. Cost benefit analysis says no.

- Getting tipsy off a few bottles of good wine sounds significantly better than taking tequila shots at a loud club

- Sleeping in? HA. Only whilst sober… and then we wake up to be “productive”.

- 2 beers feel like 6 in the morning.

- Doing new things and going to new places is like crack to us. No more being totally validated by going to the same bar every night.

- When you do ‘go hard’ – weird sh*t happens

- 24 year olds say new ‘it’ words… and you don’t know what they mean.

- When a hot 22 year old young thang gives you the eyes…and you don’t quite know what to say.

- Things don’t always work like they used to…

At the end of the day though, here’s to us still going hard in the paint in nearly every aspect of our lives… just not all at the same time.

To 27 and beyond…


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Sometimes the Internet is Awesome.


Reddit users caught wind of the above SOS message from Hazel Hammerserley, a patient at Children’s Hospital in Los Angeles earlier this week. The message read “Send Pizza, Room 4112″ during a day of aggressive cancer treatments. What happened next was nothing short of awesome.

Pizza poured into little Hazel’s room to the point that her mom had to request a pepperoni ceasefire – the best kind of ceasefire to call.

Needless to say, Hazel was thrilled and her day was brightened in the cheesiest of ways. Well played Internet, well played.



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Guys, it’s hot out. Want an ice cream?

if you didn’t before…

you sure do now.

so go get one.


yea, that’s the stuff.


Turns Out Whales Explode, Who Knew?


In case you missed the #trending news yesterday, a big ass, 60 ton blue whale has beached itself on the shores of a 600 person town in Newfoundland. Why should I care, you ask, aside from the strange fascination with dead whales everyone has but no one talks about? Well – did you know WHALES EXPLODE once they’re did? I sure at sh** didn’t.

If you’re squeamish… at all… might want to rethink clicking the ol’ play button. This stuff is weirdly fascinating though sooooo, take a peeksie to see the top 3 exploding whale shots captured in the last few years.


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This Guy Dancing To Beyonce is More Important Than Whatever You’re Doing Right Now.

Thought Catalog posted this gem of a video and while I can’t share the author’s How I Met Your Mother finale spawned anguish, it sure as Shirley made my day. I hope it does the same for you.

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Kristen Bell. Is. So. Awesome. – And Here’s Why

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Step 1: Water her fab live rendition of Frozen’s “Do You Want to Build a Snowman”.

Step 2: Fall in love.

Step 3: Spend the next 2 hours watching Frozen clips.

…maybe that’ll just be me. 



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Awesome Parents Sing Disney’s Frozen Perfectly While Cute Daughter Gives Zero Cares

Try as I might to keep my musical loving self at bay, it has no choice but to creep out on this fine March day. Watch as these awesome parents absolutely crush Disney’s Frozen and their cute daughter literally gives zero cares.

I dare you not to have a better day after watching it.


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Miracle Whip’s New Whip: Miracle Whip & Proud of It


A new tag, tone and target for America’s favorite mayonnaise.

Miracle Whip, while arguably the most widely known mayo on the market, has certainly experienced a bit of brand confusion in past  years. They hope to eliminate that confusion now though, with what is perhaps their most drastic deviation to date and sorry, they’re not sorry – about it.

Read the full story on EFM’s blog.


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#TeamUSA Inspired Olympics Kick Off

Happy Opening Ceremonies All.

To combat the less than glam conditions in Sochi, I thought I’d offer a few ‘Merican Pride themed gems I’m rocking to show my unwavering devotion to the land of the free, home of the brave. Now, I know what you’re thinking – who the heck dresses up for the Winter Olympics? Well, riddle me this fare skeptics – when have you ever been let down by showing your devotion to this here US of A. That’s right – never.  #FollowSuit

1. Merica Onesy by Extreme80s. While Maria is donning a classed up version of ye old American patriotism, I am rocking the most awesome onesie to ever grace God’s green earth. No – and I’m so sorry – they’re not on sale yet, but you bet your bottom US American dollar I’ll tell you as soon as they are.


2. Merica Fanny Pack. This gem is in stock and you should probably own it. Get it. 

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3. Merica Knockarounds. These limited edition were made specifically for Chubbies and unfortunately, can’t be purchased online at this time.

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In the mean time, these bad boys are ready and rearin’ to go. Get em. 

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3. Merica Chubbies. I had to. Get em.


4. Stars and Bars Chucks. For days. Get them so I can borrow them. Do it.




And there you have it. You’re welcome America. #sochi2014 #teamUSA #Merica

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