I stumbled upon this website and thought I’d enlighten you all with the top 8 most painful and random costumes I could find. I hope you’re as entertained as I was. The disclaimer is basically that I can’t be friends with anyone who wears any of these…except number 8. I will happily reward anyone who accepts this challenge.
1. Slut Shark.
2. Slutty Pink Poodle.
3. Slut purple polka dot monster.
7. Slut Angry Bird (which doubles as slut santa).