drink up and prosper.
1. surprise. there’s an octopus in your mug.
2. why sip when you can luge.
3. only a few miniature bears were harmed in the making of these coasters
4. surprise! you’re a douche.
5. is that a dill in your bottle or are you just happy to see me?
6. most creepily, bored, waste of money craft ever.
get ’em at urban.