With the birthday of the greatest country in the world coming up, I thought I’d put together a little visual patriotism to get you the ‘Merica F*** Yea mindset. Our sweet land of liberty is turning a sprightly 237 years young this Thursday and it’s our duty to be gosh darn great Americans and celebrate. From sea to shining sea, we best be primed and looking fresh in stripes and stars galore so I thought I’d start you off on the right foot.
Here’s a flurry of star spangled awesome for your land of the free, home of the brave pleasure.
1. This tank. No explanation required.
2. Flask flag. Perfect segue to number 3.
3. Star Spangled Hammered. How many of these do you think you’ll see this Thursday?
4. ‘Cause any beach ball priced at $150 must be massive and therefore awesome.
5. Because football is American and the flag for sure deserves this prime real estate.
6. Because I do. And you should too.
7. Because it’s about time we add some swagger to beer pong.
8. To fill you up and light the night – nothing sets the scene better than red solo cups.
9. Because getting your mit wet is never a bad thing. (#giggity)
10. Extendable Camo Reel for Wiener Roasting- Because of the following description:
* Twist the handle to rotate the head
* Easy-grip handle for full control
… and it’s camo.
Cheers ya’ll. Happy Birthday America.