33 Reasons We Should Maybe Be Worried About The Direction Of Human Innovation

Buzzfeed just posted this and I have to say, I wish upon many a star that I had found these gems myself. The following are truly amazing and I applaud the web wizard who uncovered the following 33 bits of heaven. Enjoy.

1. Picnic pants

Picnic pants

Really? Really? You can’t just bring a blanket? You want to walk around with the picnic on your pants?

2. This banana case holder.

Um, bananas already come with a case it’s called a banana.

3. This diet water.

This diet water.

Diet. Fucking. Water.
Chill out, diet culture. Just chill the fuck out.

4. This penis-shaped lipstick.

This penis-shaped lipstick.

No. Just no.

5. This baby butt fan.

Do they realize fans already exist? Also, you know, the air.

6. This potty-training device that comes with an iPad stand.

This potty-training device that comes with an iPad stand.

Because potty training needs to be even messier.

7. This “Daddle” for “horsing around.”

This "Daddle" for "horsing around."

Previously called your dad’s back.

8. Snapback fedoras.

Snapback fedoras.

Because fedoars aren’t horrible enough.

9. Inflatable unicorn horns for cats.

Inflatable unicorn horns for cats.

33 Reasons We Should Maybe Be Worried About The Direction Of Human Innovation

I think the cat will pass on this.

10. These fashionable “Morning Chicness bags.”

These fashionable "Morning Chicness bags."

Because even when women are barfing from morning sickness they have to look pretty.

11. This girlfriend lap pillow.

This girlfriend lap pillow.

This is just creepy.

12. This camel-toe guard.

This camel-toe guard.

Um…

13. These shoes.

These shoes.

No. Just no.

14. This ramen fan.

This ramen fan.

Or, you know, just waiting a little bit for your food to cool like your mother taught you.

15. This pumpkin computer.

This pumpkin computer.

There are real needs when it comes to computers. This is not one of them.

16. This “Kush support” thing that is supposed to help women sleep on their side “with proper breast support.”

Apparently even when women are sleeping their boobs have to be nice and perky.

17. This very literal take on hand soap.

This very literal take on hand soap.

Which is apparently “musk scented” on purpose?!?!

18. Nutella shots.

Nutella shots.

Just use a spoon for Pete’s sake.

19. This umbrella with a watergun handle.

This umbrella with a watergun handle.

Ok, this is a pretty cool concept design from Alex Wooley but, like, how about we fixfucking umbrellas?!

20. These jean sandles

These jean sandles

Just use the fabric for something else. Please.

21. This screaming vase.

This screaming vase.

How about not wasting $15 on something when you already own a pillow?

22. This world’s largest coffee cup.

This world's largest coffee cup.

PUT THE COFFEE DOWN YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH.

23. This pair of “America Sunglasses”.

This pair of "America Sunglasses".

They don’t even cover all of your eyes. WHY.

24. Any variation on this.

Just use your creativity elsewhere.

25. The French fry holder.

The French fry holder.

Pretty sure this already exists and it’s called your cup holder.

26. “Shittens.”

C’mon, y’all, toilet paper already exists, what even is this?

27. Burger paraphernalia.

Evaluate your life choices.

28. These hand gloves called “Handerpants.”

These hand gloves called "Handerpants."

Please just find a better use of fabric.

29. This lap desk for your steering wheel.

This lap desk for your steering wheel.

NO. THIS IS AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMANS?

30. These “Snuggle Wings.”

33 Reasons We Should Maybe Be Worried About The Direction Of Human Innovation

A STRAITJACKET FOR YOUR BABY?!

31. These shoes that come with a built-in tent.

These shoes that come with a built-in tent.

It’s OK. Just bring a backpack. It will be OK.

32. This human-hand dog leash.

This human-hand dog leash.

Why, humans, why?

33. And, of course, Segways.

33 Reasons We Should Maybe Be Worried About The Direction Of Human Innovation

NOPE. Innovate elsewhere.

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3 thoughts on “33 Reasons We Should Maybe Be Worried About The Direction Of Human Innovation

  1. ghiraldo says:

    Credit for Diet Water and desk for laptops connecting to the steering wheel has to go to LA right?

  2. Romo says:

    Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, I scroll down and get proven wrong. I can’t even pick the worst one out of the bunch.

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